Having a sense of humor is a very healthy way of dealing with life. Most Wyomingites are tough, rugged people who are not overly sensitive. These Wyoming jokes are not meant to offend anyone but are meant to laugh along with the rest of the world. We hope you’ll like these jokes about Wyoming!

1. Why is "The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium?
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Two Cowboys fans drowned last year.
2. Why did the Wyoming regents decide to cover War Memorial Stadium in cardboard?
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Because the Cowboys always look better on paper.
3. Why did Wyoming disband its water polo team?
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All the horses drowned.
4. What's the difference between Laramie and yogurt?
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Yogurt has an active living culture.
5. Why do the Wyoming Cowboys eat cereal straight from the box?
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They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
6. Why are there so many unsolved murders in Wyoming?
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There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
7. How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married?
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The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

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8. What separates a good team from a great team?
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The Idaho-Wyoming border.
9. How many Wyoming grads does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!
10. Why did Wyoming change their field from grass to artificial turf?
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To keep the Cowboys cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
11. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?
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Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
12. If you have a car containing a Cowboys point guard, a Cowboys power forward, and a Cowboys center, who is driving the car?
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The cop.
13. Why do Wyoming students have TGIF on their shoes?
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Toes Go In First!
14. What's the difference between a Wyoming football player and a dollar?
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You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

If you have heard any funny jokes about Wyoming, add them in the comments below. We hope you’ll get some mileage off these for a little while!

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What else is funny about Wyoming? This state seems pretty serious!

Wyoming is a wild, wonderful, and weird place, and anyone who lives in this great state or even visits it briefly knows all of that is true! Fortunately, there are lots of funny things about Wyoming besides Wyoming jokes.

First, check out these Wyoming memes: 12 Downright Funny Memes You’ll Only Get If You’re From Wyoming

Next, here's a list of funny habits of Wyomingites: 11 Strange Habits That Follow You For Life After Living In The Cowboy State

Also, people from Wyoming sometimes do some very strange things: 17 Extremely Weird Things Only People From Wyoming Do

Sometimes strange things are funny in a weird way. What are some unusual things that I can do in Wyoming?

You like it weird? Well, Wyoming is a great place for you then. Check out this list of weird Wyoming attractions: Here Are The 12 Weirdest Places You Can Possibly Go In Wyoming

What about strange roadside attractions? I love those!

Wyoming has those, too! Check out this great list: 10 Bizarre Roadside Attractions In Wyoming That Will Make You Do A Double Take

Here are some more odd things that you can visit: The 9 Oddest Places You Can Possibly Go In Wyoming

Okay, besides weird and funny stuff, what else is there to do in Wyoming?

Oh there are so many things to do in Wyoming! Visit the national parks, visit the state parks, go camping, go hiking, go to a rodeo, visit Cheyenne, visit Cody, visit Jackson, go skiing, go on a scenic drive, look for the Northern Lights, go swimming in a natural swimming hole, go to hot springs, eat some good food, drink some beer, meet some nice people... the possibilities are endless in Wyoming. Wyoming loves you!

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