Well, we certainly know that Utah is without a doubt the best state in which to live. But let’s face it: not everyone is up to the task. If you’re thinking about moving here (or know someone who is), you might want to review this list to see if you’re cut out to fully appreciate all the Beehive State has to offer. Here are the things we Utahns sometimes hear from out-of-state doubters.

1. Utah is so cold.
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You probably don't want to visit Utah's outdoors. It's waaay too cold for wimps.
2. Utah is so boring...
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3. There's nothing fun to do here...
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4. You could die of boredom...
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5. And never see anything good.
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Sure. If you close your eyes, that could happen.
6. We've heard you have polygamy in Utah.
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Aw, darn. You've got us there.
7. Utah is so vast.
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Why, yes. Yes it is.
8. It's nothing but a big, hot desert.
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Oh, yes. We agree. Just desert, that's for sure.

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9. Everyone knows that desert is empty - void of people.
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Clearly.
10. And Utah's desert is so, so ugly.
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Yeah. So ugly. Definitely very, very ugly. You probably don't want to stay here very long in this ugliness.
11. Utah is full of Mormons.
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Well...kind of.
12. And we've also heard that you people throw a big parade in Salt Lake City every summer.
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Yes! It's one of the largest in the country...
13. ...And people wear pioneer costumes and ride horses.
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Ohhh...you're talking about the Pioneer Day Parade! Yeah, we host that one, too. It's also a really big deal.
14. Utahns have an obsession with funerals.
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No, just funeral potatoes. Which are actually rarely served at funerals, but are sooo tasty at every family potluck!
15. Everyone knows you can't get a drink in the Beehive State.
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We just hide it behind the Zion curtain. Mostly so we don't have to share.
16. Utahns talk funny.
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It's true. We'll go fishin' in the crick, even in the winner. Because the mou'ns are beautiful here. You got a problem with that?
17. You have that weird sauce.
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Shhh...don't tell them - once they're hooked, they'll never go home!

Utah is what you make of it. We think it’s a pretty fine state (ok, pretty much the best state). It’s alright if you don’t like it here, though…all the more Utah for the rest of us!

Not only is Utah pretty amazing…the people here are awesome, too. Take a look at these 12 Things Utahns Do Better Than Anyone Else.

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