15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Texas
As much as we love the great state of Texas, even those of us who have lived here our entire lives can admit it has some shortcomings. I mean, the food is so delicious that being overweight is basically inevitable, the sheer amount of beautiful natural wonders is overwhelming, and we’re all trapped here because every other state sucks. Texas is just awful, right y’all? Here are 15 reasons why you should avoid moving to Texas at all costs.

Parka and boots or a tank top and shorts? Only Mother Nature knows.

Don't bother getting your hair done if you plan on leaving the house.
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No matter how good of an actor you think you are, us Native Texans can smell a transplant a mile away. Especially if you let "you guys" slip out accidentally.
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Barbecue, Whataburger, fried EVERYTHING...you can kiss your diet goodbye.

Highway or parking lot? You decide.

Handle with extreme caution.

Yes, this really did happen.

Our self control does not extend to Blue Bell.
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Have y'all noticed yet that most of these reasons involve food?

Better get some gloves! Or just use oven mitts - they get the job done too (not speaking from personal experience or anything).

Hundreds of state parks, about a million restaurants...it's all so overwhelming!

Texas is almost 900 miles across...yeah.

It's not an option. I mean, come on...BEAVER NUGGETS.
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I'm not entirely sure who came up with this trend or why they thought it would be aesthetically pleasing, but it's Texas tradition so I accept it.

Texas forever, y'all.
Can you relate to these reasons? Why else should people stop moving to Texas?
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