9 Hilarious Inside Jokes You'll Only Get If You Hail From Texas
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Katie Lawrence
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You have inside jokes with your friends, your co-workers, and your siblings, but did you know you also have them with your home state? It’s true, and proven by these 9 hilarious jokes that nobody from outside of Texas will truly understand:
...if only. Someone needs to invent a giant fan that cools off the entire state. While we may not like the extreme cold this winter has brought us, we sure as heck don't love the blistering heat we're about to be hit with either.
The only thing bigger than Texas itself just might be our pride. I don't know what to say other than we're the best and we'll take every opportunity to make sure the rest of the country is aware of that fact.
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It's sad how accurate this can be sometimes. Let's hope for more days like the top and less like the bottom this spring, shall we? I don't know how much more cold and ice my Texas blood can handle.
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This one might be a little far-fetched and definitely not an everyday sight, but it certainly brings to light the stereotypes surrounding our state. I can't tell you how many times Northerners have asked me if I ride my horse to work or have to stop for tumbleweeds to blow across the street.
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Personally, I think the mosquito sign should be bigger than the one above it — there are definitely more of those nasty vermin to watch out for than kids! One thing I haven't missed this winter is the onslaught of mosquitoes that Texas humidity bestows upon us.
If you thought stepping on a lego was painful, you've never had to yank one of these bad boys out of your foot. Us Texans will probably never stop walking around barefoot in the summertime, so it's just something we'll always have to deal with, I suppose.
Hint: anyone who isn't driving something that looks similar to this.
This is such a common occurrence here that we don't even bat an eye when it happens. We know to prepare ourselves with umbrellas, raincoats, parkas, boots, shorts, and tank tops all in the same season (and sometimes in the same day.) There's a saying that goes, "Welcome to Texas. If you don't like the weather, stick around — it'll change," and that couldn't be a more accurate sentiment.
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That would be like expecting Northerners to know exactly what to do during a hurricane. Two different worlds, y'all.
For even more laughs, check out 11 Downright Funny Memes You’ll Only Get If You’re From Texas.
Can you relate to any of these jokes? What other inside jokes do only people from Texas understand?
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