9 Things No One Tells You About Surviving A South Dakota Winter
Every few years, South Dakota gets some seriously horrific winter storms, but even our more mild winters can require some hardy fortitude. If you’re new to the state, here are nine things that no one tells you about surviving a South Dakota winter.

Of course, there's always the guy who insists on driving the speed limit, even though visibility is down to five feet. He'll come blowing past you on the left, spraying snow and slush all over your windshield. Don't curse him...you'll find him wedged in a snowbank up ahead a few miles.

Forget long days with bored kids - send those little darlings off to school!
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Not only is it covered in two feet of snow, but the helpful snow plow driver left a four-foot-high snowbank behind your car.
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Oh, we're sure that wherever you're from has icy cold wind. But until you've driven across the prairie with that South Dakota wind buffeting your car and blowing snow all over the road, you can't properly call yourself a South Dakotan.

And there's always someone around to remind you about the horrible blizzard of (fill in the year).

It doesn't get any better than this when you're a kid.

There's always some jerk who just can't be bothered to remove the two feet of snow off the top of his vehicle. At some point, all that snow will slide off his car and explode in a cloud of powder, temporarily blinding the driver behind.

And let's be honest...sometimes the roads are perfectly fine, but we just love hopping on our snowmobiles and playing in the snow.
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Turns out that snowbanks provide some great refrigeration.

Shhh...don't tell anyone.
What other things would you tell a South Dakota newbie before his or her first winter here? Leave your best advice in the comments!
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