Here Are 11 Jokes About Pittsburgh That Are Actually Funny

Let’s have a few laughs – at our own expense – today, yinzers. After all, we can laugh at ourselves and even complain about our beloved Burgh. But, if someone else dares try it, well, let’s just say the word jagoff is likely to be involved. Pittsburgh’s an awesome place to live, something about which we’d all likely agree, but we sure do have plenty of quirks and habits that can make for a good laugh (at least in hindsight).

1. Have you ever *dared* to move someone’s parking chair?

2. Virtual hands up if your school never had delays when you were growing up.

3. Yep, we’ve got our very own language and we’re proud of it. Right, yinz?

4. It’s always a good day when the Steelers beat the Patriots.

6. Remember the forecasted Snowmaggedon of 2019? More than a foot of snow was forecasted and it…rained.

7. Okay, yinzers, which is strongest in *your* DNA? Stillers? Nebby? Heinz 57?

8. And…some of us wear shorts even when there’s snow. Maybe even flip flops, too.

9. It’s happened to all of us. Do you get angry when you end up on the other side of the river? Or, are you just resigned to the fact that it’s going to happen again…and again?

10. Time for a little honesty. Do you whiz through the tunnel when there’s no traffic? Or, do you hit the brakes as soon as you approach the Squirrel Hill Tunnel?

11. Do you ever wonder why stores even stock the other brands? After all, Pittsburgh’s a Heinz city.

What are your favorite jokes about Pittsburgh? Join the conversation in the comments! Then, click here to read 13 inside jokes you’ll only understand if you’re from Pittsburgh.

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Here Are 11 Jokes About People In Pittsburgh That Are Actually Funny

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