13 Sure-Fire Ways To Make An Ohioan Mad
Ohioans are pretty laid back people, but there are a few things we just don’t tolerate. From diehard sports rivalries (that we will, in all seriousness, NEVER let go of) to annoying, stereotypical questions that don’t even deserve an answer, here are 13 sure-fire ways to make an Ohioan mad:

All you're really doing is proving your ignorance and general unawareness of the world around you to us.

FYI, "corn" is not a stereotype. It's a crop. (Note the misspelling of "hillbillies.")
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Nope. Sorry. You're severely mistaken.
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Get out of our state while you still can. NOW.

(Because, you know, cities in Ohio don't exist or anything. That perfectly explains our population density.)

YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN STOP ACTING LIKE WE’RE ALIENS.

You are (clearly) looking in all the wrong places.

UH ARE YOU KIDDING. We're home to the Roller Coaster Capital of the World, the National Air Force Museum, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Pro Football Hall of Fame...I could go on and on. But I won't. (Because your lack of comprehension isn't worth it. )
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^^^ See above. ^^^

The only reason this one enrages us is because we're already enraged about it ourselves...so you're really just getting us even more fired up and frustrated than we already are.

Spend a winter here and then get back to us.

I mean, we only took a giant leap for mankind. No big deal.

Only Ohioans are allowed to make fun of Ohio. GOT IT?
What other sure-fire ways are there to make an Ohioan mad? Let us know what you think, and be sure to check out our previous article, 16 Things People ALWAYS Ask When They Know You’re From Ohio.
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