These 11 Crazy Laws In Buffalo Will Leave You Scratching Your Head In Wonder
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Samantha Gill
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We’re pretty easygoing people here in Buffalo. Seven feet of snow in one weekend? No sweat. Seventeen years without a playoff run? Oh well. But if you even think about greeting us by “putting your thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers,” we’ll turn you in to the authorities! That is just one of many crazy laws that are still in existence in Buffalo. Take a look and see if you’ve broken any of them!
I wonder if snowballs count? Either way, it's probably best to avoid chucking things at people's heads regardless!
We're all about the manners here in Buffalo. Please sip your soup quietly!
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According to this New York State law, "one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door." I'm actually glad this is cleared up now. Elevator rides with strangers are always so awkward!
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Think using a clothesline is the best way to get that fresh-scented laundry smell? Think again! Not having a permit to hang your clothes on the line could get you in trouble with the law!
I know, I know. This one is going to totally cramp your style. Please remain covered by clothes in your covered wagons from now on.
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Jumping from a building is punishable by death, which seems a bit steep - although, I guess if you're jumping from a building, that might be your end goal to begin with. (All kidding aside: PLEASE seek help if you're experiencing suicidal thoughts. We have great resources in Buffalo with people who are willing to help!)
Sliding on your cozy slippers to lounge around the house? Not so fast! Check the clock to be sure it's not after 10:00 PM, otherwise your fuzzy pink feet are breaking the law!
Is that an ice cream cone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Please refrain from your constant desires to carry around your ice cream cones in your pockets on Sundays. On the other six days of the week, anything goes!
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Dear everyone who has ever attended a costume party: you are a rule-breaking rebel! Hanging out with your friends in masks or any face coverings is illegal in New York. Sorry for partying.
The next time you're cat-called on a city street, happily accept their digits - then send them a notice for their $25 flirting fee according to law.
This crazy law just seems a bit uncalled for. Nothing can stop us from wearing leggings as pants. NOT EVEN THE POLICE!
So… fess up: have you broken any of these crazy laws in Buffalo? Tell us your rebellious stories in the comments!
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