11 Things Not To Say To Someone From New Jersey, And The Responses You'll Get
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Kristen
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As New Jerseyans, we’re used to hearing a lot of frustrating stuff about our state. Luckily, we’re tough and we can take it. If we hear any of the following words or phrases, you can be sure we’ll have a quick response. Check out my responses under each photo, and share your responses in the comments!
Sure, except 22% of it is preserved pine forest and another 17% or so is farmland. Did we mention the beaches?
If we live off a Parkway or Turnpike exit, we'll likely share our exit number with pride. However, not all of us live off an exit and we don't think it's funny when you joke about our state being one long highway.
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That's because you're here! Sure, we do have a few refineries, but most of the state smells just fine, thank you.
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Besides the cake case??? Have you ever had Disco Fries? And did I mention breakfast is served all day?
Actually, Liberty Island is a federally operated facility located in New Jersey waters. So there!
Yeah, okay. I could buy a mansion in your state for the cost of my property taxes. But it's worth it to live in New Jersey!
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Yes, they are. Stay far away! (More room for us!) In actuality, we have some of the cleanest beaches in the nation, particularly our Cape May County beaches.
Do you really want me to answer that question?
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Don't worry about it, you can't have any. (Okay, maybe just a bite.)
Just start running now. NO ONE says "Joisey".
No, I live in New Jersey because I love it here. We have our own cities, incredible beaches, beautiful farms, art, culture, history, and so much more!
Don’t forget to share your responses in the comments! Also, add other words/phrases/questions that you’re tired of hearing. I know it can get frustrating, but I’ll gladly field these questions from the poor suckers who underestimate our state and aren’t lucky enough to live here!
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