Every True Nevadan Has Had These 8 Bizarre Experiences At Least Once
By Aleza
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Published September 29, 2016
True Nevadans are a unique breed. We have managed to grow up and survive in extremely hot desert conditions that no man or woman should ever be forced to bear. We are strong, we are proud, and we have a perpetual farmer’s tan. That’s just how we roll (and I don’t mean at the Craps table). Here are eight bizarre experiences that every true Nevadan has had at least once.
1. A true Nevadan feels like they've entered the Twilight Zone when a supermarket / convenience store / airport doesn't have slot machines.
2. Bartender: "Last Call!" True Nevadan: "Wait, what?!"
3. We have all said it, but it's not ‘til we experience a truly humid climate that we truly appreciate the blessing that is “Dry Heat.”
4. This.
5. Clenching fist: "It’s Neh-vad (rhymes with add)-uh (rhymes with up)."
Duh!
6. Random person: “Oh, you live in Nevada? You must be a showgirl /prostitute / stripper / dealer.”
Just no, and we don’t all live in hotels.
7. "What do you mean you don’t have an air conditioner?"
8. “So you’re telling me I can play slots, poker, blackjack, roulette and craps in Nevada. I can bet on the horses. I can bet on football. But, I can’t play the lotto?”
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