9 Surefire Ways To Always Spot A Tourist In Montana
It’s tourist season in Montana, and we’ve got people driving and flying in from all over the country to explore our towns, parks, cities, lakes and rivers. Sometimes you can’t really tell who lives here and who doesn’t, but sometimes it’s pretty obvious.
If you see people doing most of these things, say hello, ask them where they’re from and tell them you hope they enjoy their visit, because they’re probably tourists. Here are 9 ways to spot a tourist in Montana.

It’s not that we all drive insanely fast in Montana. It’s just that we’ve got places to be, and we’ve lived here long enough to know that you can save a lot of time if you hit the gas a little.

Eastern Montana is beautiful in its own way, but it might shock a first-time visitor to see that the whole state doesn’t look like Glacier.
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"And what the heck is Square Butte?"
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We're not saying there are no vegans in Montana, but you're not likely to meet one. At all.

Yes, there’s a casino next to that restaurant… and on this corner… and in this gas station. Enjoy it before the novelty wears off.

We’re used to seeing wildlife everywhere… a tourist, not so much.

Anyone who works in a touristy town like West Yellowstone or Bozeman will have a list of the silly questions they’ve heard, such as "Do you have WiFi in this state?" or "Do you wish there was more to do here?" But don’t feel bad, tourists—we’d probably have some odd questions if we were in your neck of the woods.

Not all locals do this, but enough of them do that not doing it could indicate a Montana newbie.
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Sorry, we couldn’t resist. But please, stop doing this!
We can’t blame tourists for wanting to spend time in the Treasure State. We’ve got a lot of must-see attractions.
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