13 Sure-Fire Ways To Make A Missourian Mad
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For the most part, Missourians are a pretty friendly bunch. However, there are a few things people can do (mainly out-of-staters) that’ll push our buttons.
Dear Cubs fan,
You are uninvited to my housewarming party.
Sincerely, Cardinal fans everywhere
You are uninvited to my housewarming party.
Sincerely, Cardinal fans everywhere
Wait. That's a joke, right?
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If you think Missouri is flat, then go hike Taum Sauk Mountain. Better yet, run the Kansas City Marathon and tell us how your calves feel after those uphill climbs.
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There are two cities, people. TWO separate cities. One just happens to be in the better state.
Does this look like a cornfield to you? No, I didn't think so. It's Marble Creek in Mark Twain National Forest, just one of the many natural beauties of Missouri.
Traffic can get extremely heavy in St. Louis and Kansas City, we just don't have an effective train system to get out of it.
Yeah. We get it. We have an amazing baseball team that won the World Series. No need to play Royals by Lorde on repeat anymore.
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We may not always have the best football team, but we do have the best and loudest fans in the NFL.
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Look. We don't ask Chicago why their deep dish pizza is served like a pie. So don't ask us why we burn our BBQ ends. Just trust us on this, it's delicious.
Again, trust us. It's not weird, you're weird.
The University of Kansas may have the better basketball team, but their football team is practically nonexistent compared to our Mizzou Tigers. Plus, we have a better J-School, so take that Jayhawks.
Oh, hey there. That's just one of our awesome professional sports teams winning the World Series. Yeah, not too miserable over here. Hey Mets fans, how's it going in New York?
Chicago and New York are obvious picks, but St. Louis brings something unique to the table with its Provel cheese.
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Snow covered streets in winter, tornadoes in spring and a heat index of 110° in July...Missouri's weather is anything but mild.
Is there something out-of-staters or tourists do that drive you nuts? Let us know in the comments!
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