If you live in a big city, you’re bound to pick up a few talents, such as hailing a cab or weaving in and out of traffic. The same goes for residents of small town Mississippi. Sure, it’s a completely different skill set; however, there are just certain things almost all small town Mississippians know, including…

1. The location of the nearest Dollar General...
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...and everything it carries.
2. How to work a concession stand.
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Serving up food at the local concession stand is practically a rite of passage in small town Mississippi.
3. Who will sing at the next wedding or funeral.
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Practically every small town has its designated soloists.
4. What to do when a funeral procession is approaching.
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Even though it's not required by law, you ALWAYS pull over for a funeral procession.
5. Going on an uninterrupted walk is nearly impossible.
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It's almost guaranteed that every passing driver will stop and ask if you need a ride.
6. The true meaning of "bless your heart."
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This expression may sound as sweet as tea, but it's not always intended that way.

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7. There’s no short trip to Wal Mart.
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It's simply impossible.
8. Who the town Santa really is.
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And chances are you're not only aware of who's behind that white beard, but you actually know the person.
9. The best places for some off-road fun.
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In other words, "where to go mud ridin'."
10. Every local business that’s closed on Sunday...
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...which is pretty much all of them.
11. Just how far your car can run on "E."
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Chances are you've tested your luck trying to make it to the closest gas station...15 miles away.
12. What a "powder puff football game" and "womanless beauty pageant" are.
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In fact, you've probably competed in one.

This list could easily go on. What would you add? Tell us in the comments section!

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