10 Reasons Why Anyone Who Hates Minnesota Can Just Shut Up
Because of the cold and the fact that we’re considered a “flyover state,” there are plenty of Minnesota haters out there. But you know what… we don’t really care! Besides, there’s always a level of hypocrisy to what people say when they’re putting down Minnesota. So if you know a ‘Sota hater, just do what we do best, passively point out that hypocrisy until they leave our beloved state alone.

But enough about that, you were telling me about how you want to visit Iceland and see all that gorgeous, frozen scenery. Sure would be nice to live somewhere with views like that.

Wouldn't it be awesome if burgers had the cheese cooked on the inside so it's all melted and delicious? I wonder if that exists somewhere...
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Whoever came up with Post-its, Frozen Pizza, Microwave Popcorn, Waterskiis, Pop-up Toasters, Seatbelts. Scotch Tape, Bundt Cake, Malls, Sandpaper, Cake Mix, Armored Trucks, Grocery Bags With Handles, Thermostats, Rollerblades
and staplers sure were smart.
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Sorry to hear your summers are so boring. Bet you wish there were some cool music festivals and fairs to go to.

But you're right, living on the coast and going to the beach to swim and sail everyday does sound like fun. The only bummer is that cold water and those dangerous waves. If only it was clear, freshwater.

How was your turkey last Thanksgiving? That sweet corn from last summer? Just wouldn't be the same without 'em, huh?

So you want to move to Silicon Valley or NYC to find a job after college? Yeah, how much do those apartments rent for again?

So you're thinking about doing the PCT? Wow there's so much desert. If only there was a long backpacking trail that was all stunning forests, waterfalls, and cliffs overlooking a shore.
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AAA? What's that? I just call the whole neighborhood to help me when my car breaks down.

Oh, I see you have Bob Dylan on your playlist.
And I’ll leave you with this: If you do know a ‘Sota hater, please don’t invite them to visit just to prove how wonderful our state is. We’re better off without their negativity.
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