16 Weird Questions That Only Massachusetts Natives Can Answer
There are some questions that just don’t make any sense unless you’re in Massachusetts. Every state has their own peculiar quirks, and the Bay State is no exception. Can you answer these questions that speak to the heart of what it means to be a Masshole?

Evacuation Day is honored in in Suffolk County (read: Boston) on March 17. It celebrated the day when British troops finally left the city during the American Revolutionary War. Locals know it’s basically a way to rationalize taking a day off for St. Patrick’s Day.

Coffee with cream and sugar. Nothing fancy, and guaranteed to keep that pre-work coffee line at Dunks as short as possible.
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If you answered "bubbler" or even "bubblah," you’re alright.
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It's our super fancy name for a plain ol' liquor store.

Hey, even a trip to Plymouth Rock is still a field trip. We weren't complaining.

Jimmies. Team jimmies for life.

Never. Boo.

Provincetown's Bear Week has been a roaring good time for attendees of all persuasions for years.
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Tourists are always asking us this one, and we're more than happy to help. It's just past the Sagamore Bridge. You can’t miss it.

That would be Kelly's of Revere, of course. Their slogan is "Creator of the Original Roast Beef Sandwich," so they probably know what they're doing.

On that most hallowed of days: October 27, 2004.

Because it’s a delicious blend of coffee ice cream, coffee syrup and milk. That’s why.

It's the Big Eastern States Exposition, one of the largest fairs in New England and a summer tradition.
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Only out-of-staters will be tempted to say "frap-ay."

Why, a fluffernutter of course.

Dear God, no, no you cannot.
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