When you live in Massachusetts all your life (or even just for a while), you know that there are some things that you just don’t do. We have our own particular quirks and habits here that might seem odd to an outsider, but we’re proud of our traditions and peculiar ways. Here are 15 things that you’ll never see a Bay Stater do.
1. Referring to Boston as “Beantown.”
Only especially hokey tourists call our capital city that. Just saying.
2. Or calling the Cape “Cape Cod.”
"Are you going to the Cape Cod?" is almost painful to hear. We say "on Cape" or "down Cape."
3. Talking in a Boston accent all the time.
Most people here don’t talk like that, even though every movie set in this state refuses to acknowledge the fact.
4. Using a turn signal.
Okay, okay we might if it’s a special occasion. Actually, Massachusetts has one of the lowest incidence of traffic accidents in the country, so we must be doing something right.
5. Letting the household Fluff run out.
How would we make those delicious Fluffernutters without that godly spread?
6. Electing to drive back from the Cape on a Sunday afternoon, or towards the Cape on a Friday afternoon.
No one needs that kind of pain in their life. Natives know that it’s worth waiting a few hours, or leaving a few hours early, to avoid the traffic in the summer.
7. Putting away winter or summer clothes too soon.
You never know with this crazy New England weather. It could be raining in the morning, sunny in the afternoon, and hailing all evening.
8. Not wearing green (or orange) on St. Patrick's Day.
Especially around Boston, this is one of the minor holidays that we make into a major holiday.
9. Picking Starbucks over Dunkin’ Donuts.
Many of us do have secret trysts with the green mermaid, but our hearts always belong to Dunks. And munchkins.
10. Not helping a neighbor.
Communities can be really tight-knit here in the Bay State. We know that lending a helping hand will always be appreciated and reciprocated.
11. Asking for “chocolate sprinkles.”
Those are jimmies. Sprinkles are rainbow colored. "Chocolate sprinkles" is overly complicated.
12. Not taking advantage of our brief but glorious summer.
In a land where winter reigns for most of the year, we take our beach days seriously.
13. Ordering a milkshake and expecting a frappe.
One has ice cream, one doesn’t. It’s a pretty important difference.
14. Asking if there are tomatoes in the clam chowder.
We know that kind of foolishness doesn’t happen around these parts.
15. Not defending the excellence of the Bay State.
We’re a state full of amazing people, places and experiences. What’s not to love?
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