Here Are 10 Signs You Have Spent Way Too Much Time In Maryland
Spending too much time in Maryland isn’t necessarily a bad thing. In fact, most of us prefer it. But there may be tell-tale signs that prove you’ve been living in the Free State for quite a while. Here are 10 signs that you have spent way too much time in Maryland.

Even though you know nothing will be left by the time you get there.

"That never happens here!" you say.
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"Wait. So we CAN get tornadoes in Maryland?"
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Warsh is just how we say it here, okay?!

Because Maryland traffic taught us to always overestimate.

The road is basically an obstacle course.

Doesn't even have to be a sports jersey. As soon as we see purple, that's where our minds go.

It's a Maryland staple.
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Because your head is most likely filled with tons of random Maryland facts.

Bold and full of pride.
Are you guilty of spending too much time in Maryland? What would you add to this just for fun list?
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