The Daily Quarantine Schedule All Marylanders Will Relate To
By Jamie Alvarenga
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Published March 17, 2020
The entire country is cooped up right now as the COVID-19 pandemic continues. You may have seen a daily quarantine schedule for kids that has now gone viral, and we decided to make one just for Marylanders. We hope this colorful schedule adds a bit of humor to your day, and we wish everybody reading this good health.
8am - Wake up and get dresssed
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Wear Maryland apparel to get you through these trying times.
9am - Breakfast
Eggs sprinkled with Old Bay
10am - Tidy up
Clean your home while daydreaming about summer in Ocean City.
11am - Catch up on local news articles online
Fight with people in the comments about Baltimore
12pm - Lunch
A sandwich with a side of crab chips
1pm - Go to the grocery store to buy toilet paper
Toilet paper's all gone. End up buying crab meat.
2pm - Liquor store run for local wine or beer
Supporting local business is important right now. Drink (or um, DO) your part.
3 to 5pm - Shower and nap
Wash away the store germs and then dream about crab season.
5pm - Dinner
Homemade crab cakes. You have to add some joy in your day somehow.
6pm - Dessert and wine / beer
Berger or Otterbein's Cookies and the booze you bought earlier
7pm - Go for a walk around your neighborhood
Run into your neighbor and shout "How about dem O's?" Cry because there are no O's.
8 to 10pm - More wine / beer
You deserve it.
10pm - Pass out
Dream about wine.
Here's a look at the full schedule. Stay indoors and stay positive, Marylanders!
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