10 Sure-Fire Ways To Make A Baltimorean Mad
By Jamie Alvarenga
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Published August 30, 2017
Baltimoreans can be easy to get along with. That is, as long as you don’t do the following 10 things. When it comes to these items, avoid at all costs.
1. Root for the Steelers.
In Raven's nation, you better keep your Steelers talk to a minimum if you know what's good for ya.
2. Drive slow.
Traffic is already bad enough. There's nothing worse than a slow driver making it even more unbearable.
3. Take our parking spot after we've spent hours shoveling it out.
The disrespect!
4. Diss Lexington Market.
We're aware it's not located in the best neighborhood but we will always believe that this iconic spot has the most delicious food in the city.
5. Only visit the Inner Harbor.
We love the harbor but we'd also appreciate if tourists would also check out other spots, too. We have so much more to offer!
6. Construction. Period.
We know it's a necessary thing to keep the city going but it sure is frustrating to have to reroute every other turn.
7. Say that there's nothing more to the city than crime.
Yes. We have crime. But we're so much more than that.
8. Make fun of our accent.
Having a Baltimore accent is part of what makes us... us! We wear it proudly.
9. Compare us to Detroit.
Comparing us to Detroit (or any other US city) is just annoying. We have a different way of life, different cultures, atmosphere, etc.
10. Assume we're living here temporarily.
Most of us are life-long Baltimoreans and we wouldn't have it any other way. Deal with it.
What are other things that are sure to make a Baltimorean mad? Feel free to share your thoughts below!
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