Here Are 10 Things You'll Never Catch Anyone From Maine Doing
Talking a bit funny, yes. Skipping work to go hunting, maybe. Driving an ATV to run an errand, sure. We’re guilty as charged. But, let a little snow scare us into missing a night out with our friends? Never. Here are 10 things people from Maine don’t do:

Our boots come off in the dooryard!

We'd also never deflate anything, so let that go.
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But we WILL sit in freezing cold temps with a hangover to watch them play the Bs on the first day of 2016.
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If we really wanted it, we'd kife it.

Snow is a way of life sometimes. We take Maine for all its good and all its...snow.

We spent all winter not complaining about the snow. We reward ourselves by never missing the chance to love our summer days.

We go downcellah for that!

When you reach the age of retirement here in Maine, you become an "old timer." Senior citizens are from other states.
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This baby puppy isn't cute! It's cunnin'!

Can we all agree that we need to keep our mouths shut so views like this stay beautiful?
As a self-respecting Mainiac, what are some things you’d never be caught doing?
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