You know the old saying, “if you can’t laugh at yourself, who CAN you laugh at?” While my brother would argue that the answer to that question is “my sister,” I think we all know the answer. Maine is the best state in the USA, but we’re also one of the strangest when it comes to things like weather and language. Here are a few jokes about Maine that we think are pretty funny. They’re meant to make you laugh, so remember to take them all with a grain of salt. Nobody loves this state and the people in it more than us!

1. Prepare yourself when asking for directions...
Maine Memes / Facebook
...you might be there a while.
2. Like I always say, if it's above 45 in the winter...
Maine Memes / Facebook
...we're having an early spring.
3. Or, really, anywhere in Maine.
Brandon Hartt‎ / Facebook
4. Date night in Maine...
Loni Hamner / Facebook
...could mean ATVs.
5. What else would you use it for?
Kristy Leigh Hutchinson‎ / Facebook
A pint of Gifford's?
6. This joke isn't entirely true...
Maine Memes / Facebook
...there should be snow in the picture.
7. FINALLY...
Michael Rowland / Facebook
...a Marden's that knows how to pronounce itself.

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8. The answer is...
Sue Clark / Facebook
...no. Not at all.
9. If you don't like the weather in Maine...
Josh Moody / Facebook
...wait five minutes.
10. You know you're from Maine when...
Erik Østensjø / Flickr
You don't mind winter driving because the potholes get filled with snow!
11. It's delicious...
Clark Lailer‎ / Facebook
...if you have a 103 fever and a sore throat. (Sorry, folks, I'm still trying to like it!)
12. Maine has four seasons...
Corey Templeton / Flickr
Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Construction.
13. Hey!
eanette Stout‎ / Facebook
...There's nothing wrong with having a reliable car.
14. You know you're from Maine when...
Jim Renaud / Flickr
...your Halloween costume was specifically designed to fit over this.
15. Sorry, Lewiston...
Sean Holshouser‎ / Facebook
...we couldn't resist.

Okay, your turn. Tell us some of your favorite jokes about Maine in the comments on Facebook.

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