These 14 Seemingly Tiny Things Will Irrationally Enrage A Mainer
By Michelle|Published November 26, 2019
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Michelle's life is a colorful map of exploration and adventure. From the iconic streets of New York to the sunny shores of Florida, the jagged coast of Maine to the rugged terrain of Montana, she's been fortunate to call some of America's most beautiful states home. Beyond the U.S., Michelle's wanderlust has taken her on a motorcycle journey through India, led her to teach English in Hanoi, and saw her studying Spanish in Guatemala. Michelle graduated with a communications degree from the S. I. Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University and in addition to a career in advertising has worked with OnlyInYourState since 2016, where her love for travel and storytelling converges. Alongside writing and exploring, Michelle finds joy in photography, staying active, and time with her family.
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Mainers can generally be considered happy folks. We live among some of the most beautiful landscapes, including coast and forest. And, we’re surrounded by friends and family who also appreciate life in Vacationland. But, while we tend to look on the bright side, there are a few things that get under our skin in a way we can’t quite explain. If you want to avoid getting on our bad side, try to avoid being around when any of these things happen.
1. When people act like there's nothing worth seeing above Bangor.
We happen to know this is true because you, our dear readers, will always remind us when we've spent a little too much time covering southern Maine. And, for good reason! There's plenty to see throughout the state!
2. Serve us a deliciously prepared lobster...with rubber bands on its claws.
This is not how lobster should be cooked. Which means there's no reason that these bands should be on the claws on an actual plate. Leave the lobster serving to us, please.
It's a part of life in the larger towns and cities here, but don't we all have that moment when the idea of having to deal with our car makes us want to move?
On days when it feels like the constant need for entertainment doesn't end, it'd be nice if Maine schools could remember how prepared we are for snow and let them come in!
This, my friends, is a camp. It's located on the shores of a lake, nestled in the trees or along the coast. And no matter how big or large it is, it's always a camp.
Or, really, be forced to drive in any state near a Massachusetts driver. It's not fun. We'll leave it at that.
10. "It's just a little traffic," they say. But when it's in the summer and it's blocking the roads, it feels a lot bigger than a little bit of traffic.
We love the fact that tourists appreciate our little corner of the world. But is there any way they would travel faster? Or maybe just use other streets?
11. Realizing that we should have bought it when we saw it at Marden's.
That's hose? Yep, need it now. The entire dining set that we couldn't decide on? GONE NOW. Mainers, we all know the rules. Buy it when you see it at Marden's!
12. Tell us you'll only visit in the summer because it's too cold.
Listen. We get that it's cold in the winter. But we get quite a few months of lovely weather that's not actually just the summer. Stop acting like Maine is the great white north. It's great here!
13. It's just one word, but when it's pronounced as if it rhymes with the month of May, we just can't contain ourselves.