9 Reasons You Should Move Far Far Away From New Orleans
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Jackie Ann
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Sometimes, living in the Big Easy isn’t all that easy. Every year, countless people move here, but why? There’s obviously nothing special about the Crescent City, so maybe we should just all pack our bags and move to Biloxi. In case you need some convincing, here are 9 reasons you should move far far away from New Orleans.
Oysters Rockefeller, gumbo, beignets, and po’boys? No thank you.
Yeah, City Park may be one of the top 20 most visited parks in the country, but why? Have you seen it? Canopies of ancient oak trees with Spanish moss swaying in the breeze? Pass.
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300 years will really take its toll on a city.
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Big Easy? More like Big Sleepy.
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Once you’ve seen one swamp or bayou, you’ve seen them all.
Just so we’re all on the same page, this article is meant tongue-in-cheek! Obviously, we love New Orleans and we wouldn’t move away for anything. Especially not to Biloxi.
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