12 Things You Really Hope Santa Brings Kansas For Christmas
By Annie
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Published December 23, 2015
Merry Christmas Eve, Kansas! Have you sent your letter to Santa? I haven’t, so please bear with me for a moment…
Dear Santa,
Greetings from the Sunflower State! It’s been another beautiful year and we cannot wait for you to visit this evening. If you don’t mind my asking, please bring the following 12 things for Kansas in 2016:
1. A championship for K-State football and either KU or Wichita State basketball.
2. Another Crown
3. Speaking of the Royals, can we please move Kauffman Stadium to the *right* side of KC?
*Cough* Kansas City, Kansas *cough*
4. While you're at it, go ahead and move Arrowhead as well.
The fan base is in Kansas; most Missourians cheer for the Rams and Cardinals.
5. A White Castle...
Does anyone else find it odd that White Castle was founded in Wichita, yet there are ZERO still open in Kansas?
6. ...and an In-N-Out Burger.
Pretty self-explanatory.
7. More respect...
Nothing makes me more angry than know-it-all out-of-staters who make fun of KS for being "flat" and "boring." Umm, naive person say what?!
8. ...and Trader Joe's locations.
We shouldn't have to drive all the way to Leawood to get our Cookie Butter fix!
9. Mandatory KC BBQ at every restaurant!
10. Less humidity.
11. For "Wizard of Oz" to be re-written.
"Toto; I have a feeling we aren't in Nevada anymore," has a nice ring to it... don't you think?
12. Finally, I wish for a calm, peaceful, and white Christmas.
Thanks, Santa!
What are you asking Santa for this Christmas?
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