15 Hilarious Inside Jokes You'll Only Appreciate If You Hail From Kansas
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Inside jokes with your fellow Kansans are just like inside jokes with your closest friends. Of course, that means that some are more funny than others, but all of them mean something to you just because you were there. These hilarious inside jokes are appreciated by Kansans all over, so feel free to share them with your friends that live here too.
Remember those leaves sitting in the corner of the house for a year? Those cones sit there all year too. We don't know when they'll be done working, but we think it's never.
Bugs in the house are a strict no-no.
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Especially if you've been hunting, this is frustrating. Too bad we can't just ride in the car and hunt them that way. They'd never move!
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I think purple hay would be better than purple rain anyways. (Get it? Purple Haze?)
I know kids that couldn't get to school after a heavy rain due to the roads they'd have to take to get there.
We appreciate the rainbows, but not so much the other stuff.
Grass daggers. That's what they really are.
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Of course, it's also possible that it suddenly becomes too windy as well.
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It's this cool little stick that when you tilt it, it does stuff. Try it sometime?
I mean, Colorady is a beautiful place too but only if you like mountains. I just feel claustrophobic.
Definitely don't shoot a tornado, though. Those bullets can hurt people.
I vote let them in. I've always wanted a puma, haven't you?
If these were real marshmallows, how many minis do you think one would make?
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Though I do remember they used to have giant blocks in the cereal boxes, I never liked the taste.
You'll get a week of snow, three weeks of okay-ish weather, then three more weeks of cold. We just power through!
If you have any jokes you’d like to share that are about Kansas, feel free to post them in the comments below! Jokes like these are funny, but have you read these reasons why no one visits Kansas in the winter?
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