11 Things That Will Confuse A Kansan Every Time
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Trying to convince a Kansan not to follow a police car with sirens is pretty hard, but some of these things confuse Kansans just as much as the idea of feeling safe next to an ocean. There’s a lot we aren’t used to, and you can tell when you get that polite, yet confused look on someone’s face. You’ll see what I mean.
It makes sense, really. When you wear boots or flip flops for everything, you're bound to start classifying all of another type of shoe as the same thing.
We'd rather you get off the roads, because we don't want to see you hurt.
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I understand maybe not liking fried cheesecake or other fair time oddities, but you don't like fried pickles? Mozzarella sticks? Chicken?!
It always brings up that storm chaser deep within all of us, doesn't it?
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Believe it or not, I've heard someone mispronounce both Salina and McPherson.
Considering we have towns with only a few houses, a church, and a post office, these cities are pretty big in comparison.
What do you mean, you like the Yankees? Are you joking?
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It confuses Kansans, because we're polite to a point, but we generally don't want to actually hear about your day.
Why would you call it a Coke if it was another brand/flavor?
For some reason, Kansans get confused about when they should use these. I don't know how many drivers I've seen who just refuse to signal. Hint: when you're going to turn, use it.
For more funny things you’ll only find here in the Sunflower State, check out these 13 awkward moments you might have here, too.
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