10 More Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Indiana
Let’s face it: the Midwest has a reputation. People call it “flyover country” and “boring.” And you know what? We’re inclined to agree. The Midwest – particularly Indiana – is SO boring that people should just never, ever come here. After all, there are no good reasons to. Allow us to illustrate what we mean: we’ve talked about this before, but here are ten MORE reasons to never move to Indiana, ever.

For real. Indiana is most certainly, totally not beautiful in any way, shape, or form, or in any place. Lovers of beauty both natural and man-made will find nothing for themselves here. Better move along.

What do you mean, "things to do?" We don't have any interesting places to go during summer when it gets way too hot to go outside and have fun. And even if we did, it's not like they'd be all that exciting.
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Who on Earth would ever, in their right mind, enjoy things like seemingly endless emerald green fields, cobalt blue skies, and dreamlike wind turbines dotting the landscape? Who cares about picture-perfect red barns, and old, historic homesteads? Take a look at all these totally boring photos of not-even-picturesque Indiana farms.
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Indiana definitely doesn't have any state parks to check out, trails to hike, or landscapes to explore. It's all that super-boring farmland we just mentioned a minute ago. Yawwwwn.

Hoosiers are friendly - TOO friendly, we say. And the towns we live in? Just as boring and bland as we are. And you can FORGET about escaping to some small-town paradise 'round these parts.

There are no breathtaking wildflower blooms in the spring, and autumn is totally boring, with no brilliant colors or vibrant scenes to be found. It's not like the Hoosier State has inspired jigsaw puzzles with its photogenic nature or anything. It's just summer and winter out here.

Winter here is the WORST, are we right? It's too cold to do anything. You can't even go hiking. Plus, it's SO barren and ugly. A fresh layer of snow on everything doesn't even make it more beautiful. It's boring and freezing and there's nothing to do when it gets cold.

No city skylines = no reason to visit. And there are definitely no amazing skylines in Indiana (or across the pond in Illinois, either).
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What, who wants to be excited about being the covered bridge haven of the Midwest? It's not like they're historically significant (or gorgeous) or anything.

There are only 86 lakes in Indiana. What on earth. That's next to none. Hello, Minnesota, anyone? 10,000 lakes? Indiana, you gotta step it up. These beautiful lakes are rookie lakes.
So, there you have it. Another entire list of reasons to never move to Indiana – and we think they’re pretty solid. But all joking aside, folks: living here is the best ever, and we couldn’t love it more.
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