You can’t take yourself too seriously sometimes and just have to laugh. People from Illinois are amazing, but here are some jokes about Illinoisians that can make us chuckle.

1. What's the only thing that grows in Chicago?
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The crime rate.
2. Did you hear that Northwestern football doesn't have a website?
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Yeah, they can't string three Ws together.
3. What separates an average team from a great team?
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The Wisconsin-Illinois border.

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4. What's the difference between southern Illinois and yogurt?
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Yogurt has an active living culture.
5. What do you call a student at the University of Illinois?
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Someone rejected from Northwestern.
6. What term do you use to refer to an Illinois politician?
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Inmate.
7. What's the difference between puppies and Illinois sports fans?
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Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

Those were funny. Have any good ones to share?

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