8 Things That Always Happen When An Illinoisan Says Goodbye
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Elizabeth Crozier
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A standard Illinois goodbye isn’t as simple as you might think. While you may assume we just say “toodles,” and get on with it, once you see this list of the stages of salutations, you’ll agree that departures in this state are more complicated than a slice of pie. Scroll on for more details.
Whether you say, "whelp," or "it's about that time," or some other phrase, there's always some awkward silence where both parties can feel the weight of the impending departure. Whether you're engaged in an activity or conversation, finding the right time to initiate the goodbye is a delicate art.
Even if you've been visiting for hours, there's always someone who remarks that the gathering didn't last long enough or that the people saying goodbye are leaving too soon. There's love behind the shade being thrown, and it is meant to express that you'll be missed.
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At this point, you have to make sure you've got all your things as well as whatever the host wants to send you home with. That could mean leftovers, gifts, hand-me-downs, and all sorts of things you may or may not actually want but will definitely balance in your arms on the way to the car.
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If you're from a hugging family or group, it's finally time to embrace each other and say thank you for coming or having one another. Each person gets an individual hug from each individual person at the get-together no matter how long they've known each other.
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Once you've got everything and are ready to go, you'll be walked to the door where you'll likely engage in some more conversation with your host. At some point, you'll have to let them know you really should be going and may even have to put your hand on the doorknob.
Because the first hug has been negated and washed away by this new conversation, we now must say goodbye again with a new round of hugs if only to keep you a little bit longer. You've got four Tupperware containers, two bags, and your keys in your hand, but sure, plenty of room for another hug.
Even as you're pulling out from the host's house, it is customary to continue with your Illinois goodbye. While they're waving from the window, you might honk your horn or give a little wave yourself from the car as a final send-off.
This addition to the Illinois goodbye has only been around in recent years. Some used to ask for a call but it is very common for people to give a quick text to ensure their friends and family that they have made it home safe from the last place and people who saw them whole and well. Maybe we just can't stand to let each other go.
For more like this, check out 11 things people from Illinois will never admit.
What else do you think is always part of an Illinois goodbye? Share your thoughts with us below in the comments.
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