17 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Hawaii
The Hawaiian Islands: a beautiful, lush, tropical oasis where palm trees sway in the breeze, waves lap against the shore… and there seems to be a never-ending supply of strange things you must adjust to while living on an island. We’re not saying we don’t absolutely love being able to call Hawaii home, but living in an isolated, tropical paradise isn’t necessarily for everyone…
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I mean, really, who can really handle this much sunny weather? You mean to tell me that seasonal affective disorder can happen during endless summer, too? Sure thing!
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I mean, do you go to your favorite beach on the east or west side? And do you go to Kailua Beach, or head down the road a mile and visit Lanikai? The choices are endless, so I hope you don't easily become paralyzed by indecision!
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Really, who wants to be warm all the time? And especially when we can't wear anything other than shorts and sundresses?
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Oh, wait, you'll break out the sweatshirts and jeans at 75 degrees, because well, your body gets used to the heat. Forget about ever visiting your family in the Midwest for Christmas...
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From the cost of milk and gas to affordable housing, you might want to think twice about selling that extra kidney in order to live in Hawaii.
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There are only so many places you can drive when living on an island. in the middle of the Pacific Ocean...
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What a terrible addiction to have, am I right?
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If it weren't for all the incredible hiking, those malasadas, shave ice, and mochi would certainly help you pack on the pounds.
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Who needs high heels and dress slacks when you have fancy slippers and Aloha wear?
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I mean, really, who wants to be this close to gorgeous Hawaiian green sea turtles, or other sea life?
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Better get used to living with geckos if you want to make it in Hawaii. It's not all bad, though, at least they eat the bugs.
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And when you visit elsewhere, nothing will compare to a cup of Kona coffee and fresh pineapple.
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Should you go hiking, skydiving, surfing, or scuba diving this weekend? The choices are seemingly endless!
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Trust us, it's not as bad as it looks... Oh, wait. Yes, it is. Honolulu has the second worst travel in the country, behind Los Angeles.
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Too bad you'll pay upwards of $150 just for a round trip ticked to the Big Island.
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How can you possibly get work done when there is an entire island out there just waiting to be explored?
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Forget about taking pictures of your children or the family pet, your phone storage will surely be taken up by photos of Hawaiian scenery in no time at all.
While you’re here, be sure to check out these 11 weird things only people from Hawaii do, as well as these 21 thoughts everyone has when they land in Hawaii.
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