11 Things No Self-Respecting Georgian Would Ever Do
By Marisa Roman|Published February 02, 2017
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Marisa Roman
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A New Jersey native with over 15 years of writing experience, Marisa has studied at both New York University and Florida International University. She has lived all over the country, including a decade stint in South Florida. Marisa is well-versed in exploration as she travels a good majority of the year in her self-converted Sprinter van. Her articles have been featured in various notable publications over the years, she has a published collection of short stories, and three completed screenplays under her belt.
As a Georgian, I’m sure you’re aware of some pretty obvious dos and don’ts in order for you to wear your state title with pride, right? For example, no self-respecting Georgian would ever be caught drinking a tea that ain’t sweet, am I right?
All jokes aside, Georgians are pretty particular about what they would and won’t do in honor of their great state, and here are a few of those things.
Georgians are pretty mindful of their cussing, and you won't catch any self-resecting Georgian cussing in front of someone they don't know. Or at least without an apology first.
Georgians are among a large group of people who will randomly, with no warning, crave a fresh right-out-of-the-oven donut From Krispy Kreme. It's like, in our DNA or something.
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4. Skip the grocery store when the weather calls for snow.
We've all done it at least once: underestimate a snow storm. That's why a self-respecting Georgian will respect the fluctuation in weather patterns and stock the heck up during a potential snowfall.
5. Admit that they have at one point or another vacationed in Florida.
Waffle House is part of who we are. It's the go-to place after a late night, or that spot that always serves consistently good waffles. So why be embarrassed?
10. Choose an outfit without checking the weather first.