I love Florida, but nobody’s perfect. Who here hasn’t wondered what a WhiteCastle slider tasted like or fantasized about seasons that actually changed?
If we could just change these few things, I think Florida would go from the best and most beautiful state to true paradise.
1. I'll trade you one fewer summer (we have like two to three a year) for a New England fall.
9. We often rank in the bottom quarter for our state economy. Florida can be a really tough place to find a job, and it would be so much better if that wasn't true.
10. Visiting Buc-ee's is a surreal experience. It's basically like a gas station the size of an entire strip mall. Then there are like 50 bathroom stalls, constantly being cleaned. I have to say I've driven through Texas, and with its nice rest areas, 85 mph speed limit and Buc-ee's it's a great place to drive.
12. Less humidity. It would be nice to be outside all day in the summer without feeling like you're swimming through the air, or to wear your favorite mascara without it ending up all over your face.
