11 Surefire Ways To Always Spot A Tourist In Florida
As you already know, Florida has a huge tourism industry. Most of us have a love/hate relationship with these folks who keep our commerce lively but sometimes drive us crazy. Here are a few surefire ways to spot a tourist in Florida (AKA, a few things not to do if you want to blend in):

Oh, you really want to remember this wall, huh?

The selfie stick will save us all a lot of time.
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Take that crap to Universal.
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We're curious...how did this even happen?

The rest of us can't get anywhere on the racetrack -- I mean, highway.

This includes bringing everything they own along with them (and somehow still getting sunburned).

Okay, so maybe they haven't. We'll cut them some slack on this one.

Flip-flops are highly recommended. Sandals are acceptable, but no socks. This applies not just for the beach, but pretty much everywhere.
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And they probably paid way too much for it.

Some of them even still wear fanny packs.

These days it's more likely that they'll be glued to the GPS on their phones.
Do you know any other dead giveaways that someone is a tourist? Please share them with us!
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