11 Reasons No One In Their Right Mind Visits Colorado In The Winter
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Annie
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With temperatures below freezing for the past week, I think it is safe to say that winter has officially arrived in Colorado. With Old Man Winter settling in for what appears to be a chilly season, one might ask what good comes of wintertime in Colorado? The answer is, well, nothing… and here’s why:
I mean, sure… Colorado is home to some of the best skiing, snowboarding, and sledding in the country, but is this 1983? Does anyone even hit the slopes anymore?!
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So the vibrantly colored sun sets behind the majestic mountainside... big whoop, right?
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During these bitter winter months, we want to feel that biting cold in our bones, right?! That said, why would we want the sun to shine and ruin things?
Once again, thanks for nothing, you buzzkill sunshine!
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Do you see this? What a drag.
You can pile on all of the colorful scarves, expensive boots, and cute coats that you want to, but it is more for looks than it is to keep warm. Kind of a waste, don't you think?
Actually, maybe it's a good thing that we don't see much snow, or our Subarus would be completely obliterated by now.
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If it isn't the Broncos, it's the Nuggets, Avs, or Mammoth... make. it. stop.
When the roads aren't bad and you decide to get out and drive, the scenery isn't that great to look at.
I mean, you have the National Western Stock Show, various Christmas markets and festivals, and ice sculptures and caves to explore, but that's about it.
Need a laugh? You will love These 10 Hilarious Memes Perfectly Define Wintertime In Colorado.
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