15 Things Every Coloradoan Wants The Rest Of The Country To Know
By Annie
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Published January 02, 2017
When it comes to the Centennial State, there are some things that out-of-towners just don’t understand… Do you know what I’m talking about? If you do, you probably also want to scream – excuse me – I mean calmly explain the following 15 things to the rest of the country:
1. We are fully aware that the traffic here sucks.
It's part weather, part terrible roads, and part nobody here (besides me) knows how to drive.
2. There is a reason we're dog people.
Reason #1: Dogs don't sit around plotting our untimely death...
3. We stand by our men through thick and thin...
4. ...and it sometimes pays off!
Could this be our year? We shall see!
5. The REAL cowboys aren't in Dallas.
See: National Western Stock Show.
6. Coats are for sissies.
Unless it's in the negatives... then you get a free pass.
7. There is no shame in eating Rocky Mountain Oysters...
8. ...but plenty in voluntarily eating at Casa Bonita.
Shame, shame, you know your name!
9. Don't take selfies with wildlife.
If you are going to be an ignorant jerk and get close to a bear for the sole purpose of a selfie, don't even bother coming to Colorado. Thanks.
10. No other state's Mexican food even remotely compares to ours...
11. ...and that's because of this liquid gold.
Liquid gold = Colorado green chile.
12. Seriously; we could bathe in this stuff.
Did I just admit that out loud?
13. Colorado isn't all mountains.
Welcome to the Eastern Plains!
14. (And it's a good thing because the cost of living is even higher in those beautiful mountain towns.)
15. Finally - and most importantly - Colorado is by far the best state in the country!
The picture says it all...
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