13 Things No Self-Respecting Coloradoan Would Ever Do
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Annie
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When you are from Colorado, there are just some things that you know not to do (like using the term “Coloradan” – You don’t call someone from Chicago a “Chicagan,” so why would you lose the o in Coloradoan? That’s a very transplant thing to say…) Take – for instance – these 13 super-obvious things that no self-respecting Coloradoan would ever do:
This is something that you should NEVER do. In fact, you shouldn't cheer for any team BUT the Broncos. (Except, of course, for the Falcons in Super Bowl 51!)
Green means go, yellow means go, and the first 17 seconds of a red light means go.
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These three things just aren't right!
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Trust me; there is a reason they are all moving to Colorado.
No need my friend. No need.
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