If you are a regular reader of Only in Colorado, you may remember a few months ago when we brought you The Quirky Town In Colorado That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud,
which showcased the hilarious one-liners on the marquee of the Indian Hills Community Center. We thought about this gem again recently and wondered, “Are there any great puns that are Colorado specific?” That’s when our dad-brains began turning, resulting in these 11 puns about Colorado that are so bad, they are good:
1. Every single Coloradan come June: "Ah, hail no!"
I literally say this out loud every summer and my two-year-old and five-year-old never seem to appreciate it... and based on the boos I am hearing through my computer screen, I am guessing you don't either, so let's move on.
2. Everyone in Colorado has a dog? You've got to be kitten me!
*ba dum ching!* In all seriousness, Grand Lake is the grandest of Colorado lakes, as it is 1.5 miles long, one mile wide, and 389 feet deep, making it both the largest and deepest in the state.
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4. Yes, marijuana is legal in Colorado... now leaf the jokes alone.
9. A tourist was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, "What is the name of this town?"
"Boulder," he told me.
So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!"
