11 Things People From Colorado Will Never Ever Admit (Out Loud)
By Annie
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Published November 29, 2015
There are some things you should never say out loud… For instance, if you think your cousin who’s getting married (really) shouldn’t be wearing white, you keep it to yourself. Or, if your significant other’s mother’s cooking tastes like a wet shoe, take it with you to the grave. Just like these two examples, these 11 things are best left unsaid if you hail from the Centennial State:
1. "Wyoming really does have the best skiing!"
Get out; get out NOW.
2. "Actually, I don't really like skiing."
Is this guy for real?
3. "I LOVE the food at Casa Bonita!"
Yeah, it's pretty good... if you enjoy having your insides destroyed.
4. "I think Blucifer is really cool."
Actually, so do I... Admire on! (Please don't eat me in my sleep, Blucifer.)
5. "The Californians are right; Colorado really should change!"
Then MOVE to California!!!
6. "GO RAIDERS!"
: /
7. "I really enjoy a good weed joke every now and then."
Washington and Colorado playing in a Super "Bowl?" Classic.
8. "After a long day, nothing satisfies quite like a cold Natty Light."
Tip: If you add salt and lemon juice to milk, it tastes the EXACT same at a fraction of the cost! You're welcome.
9. "I don't want to do anything today."
But it's Colorado--not doing anything just isn't an option!"
10. "Why the fuss over green chili?"
What's not to fuss about? Is it the deliciousness or the overall perfection of this tasty meal?
11. "It's time for Peyton to retire."
BITE YOUR TOU... oh, wait... maybe you're right about this one.
What would you never admit out loud?
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