11 Things People From Colorado Will Never Ever Admit (Out Loud)
There are some things you should never say out loud… For instance, if you think your cousin who’s getting married (really) shouldn’t be wearing white, you keep it to yourself. Or, if your significant other’s mother’s cooking tastes like a wet shoe, take it with you to the grave. Just like these two examples, these 11 things are best left unsaid if you hail from the Centennial State:

Get out; get out NOW.

Is this guy for real?
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Yeah, it's pretty good... if you enjoy having your insides destroyed.
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Actually, so do I... Admire on! (Please don't eat me in my sleep, Blucifer.)

Then MOVE to California!!!

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Washington and Colorado playing in a Super "Bowl?" Classic.

Tip: If you add salt and lemon juice to milk, it tastes the EXACT same at a fraction of the cost! You're welcome.
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But it's Colorado--not doing anything just isn't an option!"

What's not to fuss about? Is it the deliciousness or the overall perfection of this tasty meal?

BITE YOUR TOU... oh, wait... maybe you're right about this one.
What would you never admit out loud?
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