These Are The 10 Best Ways An Out-Of-Stater Can Embarrass Themselves In Colorado

"Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita! Food and fun in a festive atmosphere!" You know the song and may even want to visit. But you may also be surprised to learn that the restaurant is miserably humid (a la their famous waterfall), the line to get in and order your food takes at least an hour, and that you can't/shouldn't actually eat the food that you just waited in line for. 

Yes, South Park is a real place, but it isn't anything like the famous cartoon. In fact, the real South Park is considered to be one of Colorado's most beautiful designated heritage areas, with the closest statutory town being the nearby Fairplay. 

Out-of-towner say what?! While you are here, you better take time to also explore the Western Slope, Eastern Plains, and Great Sand Dunes! 

While the famous "300 days of sunshine" myth has been debunked, Colorado still receives a good 200-some days of sunshine each year, which, therefore, makes it nearly impossible for it to snow every day. 

Yes, it's legal, and yes, we are basically over it. 

We enjoy shopping and dining out as much as the next person, but we hardly have time to do it because there is so much to see and do around the mountains, landmarks, and streets of Colorado! 

Why, in the name of all that is good, would you spend all your money on snow boots? You do know that you can get a decent pair of flip flops for less than $1, right? 

I'm not rolling my eyes at you... I was just checking out my brain ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You're correct: Coors Light IS brewed right here in Colorado. However, there are way too many good craft breweries to go around, and we gotta try them all. 

You're right, it does... now please go back to enjoying your Rocky Mountain Oysters and Bud Light.