14 Things You Really Hope Santa Brings Colorado For Christmas
It’s Christmas Eve and I completely forgot to write my letter to Santa! Oops! Fortunately, Santa doesn’t leave until tonight, so bear with me while I compose my list.
Dear Santa,
Thank you for another fabulous year in the Centennial State. There is truly no better place to be than here! I hope I’m not too late in sending this wish list, but here are 14 things I would love for you to bring to Colorado this Christmas:

It's been a rough couple of years for our beloved Colorado Rockies... Can we please catch a break (or a ball) and win a game or two this season?!

Holy cow, this has been a crazy year for the Broncos! Between the wins, numerous player injuries, and that incredibly painful loss to the Raiders, we could really use a (BIG) win... like the Superbowl.
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How has this not happened yet?
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...because 200-some just isn't enough!

Colorado style pizza trumps ALL.

I shouldn't have to drive into Denver to get my Cookie Butter and Three Buck Chuck fix!

They're always so grumpy and scary...

Look... If you move to Colorado, that's fine... but if you move to Colorado and complain about how it isn't like California or Texas and try to change it, GET OUT!
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Oh wait... this already is required by most cities and towns! Do it!!

Is that too much to ask?


It's soooooooo much faster and cheaper than everything else!

Let's make it happen, Santa!
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...but not like that crazy blizzard we were gifted last year.
I don’t think I’m asking for too much, Santa… so if you can make it happen, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks!
What do you think Santa should bring Colorado this Christmas?
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