16 Surefire Signs That You Definitely Belong In Colorado
By Annie
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Published July 22, 2015
Do you have a difficult time sitting still for long periods of time? Does anything above freezing constitute as t-shirt weather? Do you know what PFM means? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might just belong in Colorado! Here are some other telltale signs:
1.) Your favorite "high" is the Rocky Mountain kind.
...but if you prefer a different kind of high, you can purchase it legally.
2.) 37 degrees and sunny = t-shirt weather
Agree? You're a natural Coloradoan!
3.) Speaking of Coloradoan, you totally belong here if you use that term to describe a resident.
"Coloradan" is a term that was coined by Texas and California transplants.
4.) When somebody mentions Colorado, this isn't the first thing you think of...
Though Denver is the best capital city. Period.
5.) ...this is.
It's all about those mountains, brah.
6.) You literally cannot sit still for longer than 3 minutes.
We have places to go and mountains to climb!
7.) Yellow means slow? No; yellow means GUN. IT.
...or get rear-ended by the 7 cars behind you.
8.) The game is sold out? It must be the 4th of July!
I love my Rockies as much as the next guy (if not more), but you have to admit that this is true.
9.) The thought of drinking a Keystone Light makes you feel ill.
Because, local microbrews.
10.) You can hold your liquor at high altitudes.
Out-of-staters can't hang.
11.) You know which is better.
Dogs are loyal and loving companions; cats will kill you in your sleep.
12.) You enjoy this...
13.) ...them...
PFM 4 Life.
14.) ...and sometimes even this.
Opera = Culture.
15.) This is your preferred method of transportation.
Well, this or the light rail.
16.) Last, but certainly not least, you enjoy spending time with nice, fun and interesting people.
Your kind of posse? Welcome to Colorado!
How many of these sounded like you?
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