12 Awkward Moments Every Coloradan Has Endured At Least Once
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When you come from Colorado, you know that there are just some things that we do differently (AKA better than anyone else). While most natives are accustomed to these traditions/habits/ways of life, other out-of-towners may not be, which makes these 12 seemingly normal Colorado moments extra awkward:
Yes, we went into the season with big heads... but we had a completely new offense! And it was Paxton's first year! Peyton retired! *insert your talking point here*
Well, every game except for this year, of course! C'mon boys; this is our season -- let's go all the way!
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This is my last sports reference, I promise... but you truly do not understand awkwardness and/or fear until you have worn your Broncos jersey in either KC, LA, or Boston...
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Remember when you had to meet your old dealer behind the bowling alley to buy your pot? Unfortunately, this is still a reality in several states, as not everyone has legalized recreational marijuana. (Let's have a moment of silence, shall we?)
Oh, you have a cat? Does it play fetch? Is it going to kill me? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS NON DOG?!
Not all pizzas are created equal (and not all pizzas have a pillowy Colorado-style crust). It's a travesty, isn't it?
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Waiter: Oooh, yeah, we don't have anything like that, but can I get you a Bud?
Sassy Coloradan: I don't know... can I give you Monopoly money?
Sassy Coloradan: I don't know... can I give you Monopoly money?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'What is Colorado style?'! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU DON'T HAVE GREEN CHILE AT THIS ITALIAN RESTAURANT?!
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Contrary to popular belief, brunch is not a "standard" meal and is not acknowledged by everyone... tragic, right?
Wait... was that a giant blue horse with glowing red eyes or was the weed brownie waaaaaaay stronger than I had anticipated?
"Welcome to the neighborhood! Where are you from? Oh? Oh..."
For even more Centennial State fun, check out these 15 Ways Colorado Is America’s Black Sheep… And We Love It That Way.
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