Here Are The Ten Commandments Every Arkansan Lives By
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J.B. VanDyke
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To be honest, this article was inspired by church bulletins and church signs across the state. They might not be religious in nature, and they might not be as universal or important as the biblical Ten Commandments, but these ten are universally important for Arkansans. Just try to break one and see if your grandmother doesn’t shake her head at you.
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They’ll keep you young at heart.
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