11 Things No Self-Respecting Alabamian Would Ever Do
Even though we Alabamians are pretty easygoing, there are several things we just won’t do—no matter what! From giving up fried chicken to taking our beautiful scenery for granted, here are 11 things that no true, self-respecting Alabamian would ever do:

Whether you watch it in person or from the comfort of your couch, this yearly football event is a must for all self-respecting Alabamians.

Whenever you order tea, only sweet tea will do. And if you make your own, the more sugar the better!
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With so many great things to see and do in Alabama, it's impossible to be bored. Every weekend, there's something going on somewhere.
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Even though we tend to go outside whenever we hear tornado sirens, we still take them very seriously.

From gorgeous waterfalls and majestic mountains, to flowing rivers and glistening lakes, Alabama’s natural scenic beauty doesn’t disappoint.

Nope! Not happening!

Here in Alabama, everything is a "coke." Plain and simple!

Whether or not you've gotten a ticket, you're guilty of speeding. We all are! And with speed limits like this, it's not surprising.
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With Alabama's beautiful Gulf Coast only a short drive away, why travel anywhere else?

Why would you? Alabama serves the best barbecue around. Hands down!

A true, self-respecting Alabamian will never forget their roots.
What are some other things you’ll never catch an Alabamian doing? For a list of things you must do before you’re an official Alabamian, click here.
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