When it comes to living in the Centennial State, there are just some things that you should never do (or at least admit to doing). Are you new to Colorado? Take our advice and make sure that you are never caught:

1. Cheering on the Raiders
Flickr/Kent Buckingham
(If you do, you probably shouldn't go out in public...)
2. Admitting you don't care for skiing...
Flickr/Owen Richard
3. ...camping...
Flickr/GarrettTT
4. ...and/or hiking.
Flickr/Rallyroo
WHAT do you do for fun?!
5. Ordering a Keystone Light at the bar...
Flickr/Bob Simmons
6. ...or buying a case of Buds.
Flickr/brandi
*Throws up in mouth.*
7. Actually buying a car from Dealin' Doug
Flickr/Colorado KIA
Sorry, Doug; my soul is worth more to me than one of your "unbeatable" deals.

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8. Suggesting Casa Bonita for supper
Flickr/jamieca
"I mean, where else can you 'Eat so much; Peso little'?!"
9. Wearing anything other than CU or CSU apparel
Flickr/Phil Roeder
I see you over there looking smug in your Duke hoodie...
10. Ordering a burrito without green chili
Flickr/Wally Gobetz
Last I checked, a burrito minus the green chili was actually illegal throughout the state. (Look it up!)
11. Laughing at a weed joke
Flickr/D.C.Atty
"Rocky Mountain HIGH? High-larious!"
12. Voluntarily seeing a concert at a venue other than Red Rocks
Flickr/- Adam Reeder -
Wait... there are other concert venues besides Red Rocks?
13. Conversing with a Californian about how Colorado can and should change
Flickr/Eliot Phillips
If you do this, you can and should leave immediately.
14. Sitting around doing nothing.
Flickr/Helena Peixoto
Is that even a thing?
15. Actually going to the basement when Kathy Sabine tells you a storm is coming and to seek shelter
Flickr/Bryce Bradford
Psh, like my moving vehicle or front porch aren't safe enough...

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