14 Problems You'll Only Understand If You're A Hawaii Transplant
By Megan Shute|Published July 10, 2016
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Megan Shute
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With more than 10 years of experience as a professional writer, Megan holds a degree in Mass Media from her home state of Minnesota. After college, she chose to trade in her winter boots for slippahs and moved to the beautiful island of Oahu, where she has been living for more than five years. She lives on the west side but is constantly taking mini-road trips across the island and visits the neighboring islands whenever she can getaway. She loves hiking, snorkeling, locally-grown coffee, and finding the best acai bowl on Oahu.
While there are certain struggles everyone who lives in Hawaii understands, there are a few more specific problems you’ll only understand if you’ve moved to Hawaii. From a lack of access to quality burritos and an undoubtedly complicated relationship with the tourism industry, to learning the local slang and missing out on live television and sports, here are 14 problems only Hawaii transplants from the mainland will understand.
1. You correct anyone who uses the term Hawaiian incorrectly.
"No, I am not a Hawaiian, nor will I ever be." Hawaiians are a race, and only those who can trace their roots back to the islands’ original Polynesian settlers. In fact, only about 10 percent of Hawaii’s population are native Hawaiians; everyone else is a Hawaii resident, or local.
2. You will become angry when you realize how inaccurately your favorite movies and television shows portray Hawaii.
When you first step off the plane, you will try desperately to not look like a tourist, then you will find their excitement contagious. Finally, at some point, you will begin to resent them, because you have to go to work while they get to spend all day at the beach.
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4. You will fear mercury poison on a regular basis.
Unless, of course, you can keep yourself off social media long enough to see the new Game of Thrones episode hours after your east coast pals did. Trust me, it’s not easy to stay away from the spoilers while anxiously awaiting that new episode.
7. You’ll have to get used to an entirely new set of slang terms.
Pau hana? Howzit? Broke Da Mout? Da Kine? At first, you’ll shake your head in confusion, but soon enough, your family back home will start commenting on your new vocabulary.
While at first, giving up your comfortable office job on the mainland - that you probably hated - seems like a fantastic exchange for sunshine and ocean views, now you’ll probably take any job you can get your hands on just to afford rent. Yeah, unfortunately, being underpaid and underemployed are real problems when you move to Hawaii.
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9. You will undoubtedly have conflicted views about the islands’ history.
It is an unfortunate fact that most Americans don’t know about how Hawaii became a state. And, as an outsider, no matter how hard you try to understand the complicated issues of Hawaii’s statehood, you will feel guilty at one point or another.
10. And while visiting family on the mainland, you will throw a shaka while merging in traffic, and people will glare at you like you’re flashing gang signs.
Your friends can only take so much jealousy before they unfollow you. Also, there will come a time when you don’t feel the need to Instagram every sunset you witness.
13. You’ll talk to your mainland friends and family way less than you would like, simply because by the time you’re out of work for the day, they are already asleep.
Say goodbye to Chipotle, In-N-Out, Trader Joe’s, and Olive Garden. At least you will also find new favorites - like Teddy’s, and Zippy’s.
What was the biggest struggle you had when you moved to Hawaii? When some of these problems seem to difficult to bear, just remember that there are countless benefits of Hawaii life we should never take for granted.
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