Sometimes the only way to live with yourself is to laugh at yourself. You can’t take life to seriously all the time, and anyone can take a joke, right? Lets see if Iowans have as thick of skin as they say they do! And please remember, these are not meant to be taken seriously – we love Iowa!
1. How can you tell the toothbrush is an Iowan invention?
If it were invented anywhere else, we'd call it a teethbrush.
2. Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean east? (Hint: It's not crop circles!)
Because Iowa sucks! (We know this isn't true.)
3. Why did UNI have to end its water polo program?
All the horses drowned!
4. What's the difference between a U of I graduate and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.
5. Did you hear about the Iowa farmer who only wore one boot in the winter?
He heard there was a 50% chance of snow!
6. How do you know it's prom season in Iowa?
There are ten tractors in every McDonald's parking lot.
7. What's the difference between a cool place and a lame place?
The Iowa State border! (We're obviously the cool place.)
8. What does a Cyclone fan do after ISU makes it past the Sweet Sixteen?
He wakes up.
9. Did you hear about that cool thing that just happened in Iowa?
Me neither!
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