Here Are 16 Signs You Have Spent Way Too Much Time In Kansas
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Annie
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Are you a snob when it comes to BBQ? Do you have your side-eye perfected for anytime someone makes a certain pop culture reference? Does pronouncing German names and words come as a second nature? If you answered yes to these or to any of the following, you have probably spent way too much time in Kansas:
The KANSAS City Chiefs & Royals may play on the MO side, but they are KANSAS's team!
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Checking the calendar for game days? Ain't nobody got time for that!
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And you feel strongly about them one way or another.
Not all slides are created equal (trust me; I have gone down a few not so slippery slides in my day).
To out-of-towners, it's a stiff neck; here, it's a small body of water.
Owl City's song would have been SO much better had he used the correct term. ("You would not believe your eyes, if ten million lightening bugs..")
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"Do I have a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore? SO original!"
The best part? The drive isn't even too long.
Nice try, Memphis and Texas!
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(Not to be confused with Salinas, California.)
It isn't called the "German Capital of Kansas" for nothing~
It's both a gift and a curse 🙂
Now tell the truth: How many of these things are you guilty of doing?
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