Talking trash about Florida seems to be a favorite past time of some of our neighbors. Here’s why they need to put down the Haterade and find out what they’re missing.
1. We all live in Miami.
It seems like a lot of people can't think of any other city in Florida. Florida's huge, and we can't all fit in Miami, guys.
2. We all love Walt Disney World.
There are die-hard Disney fans here for sure, but not everyone likes the pricey tickets or long lines. Plus when you've been as many times as most of us have, it can lose some of its magic.
3. We're all retired.
We realize we're a popular retirement spot, but we're also the third most populous state in the nation. We have residents of all ages!
4. We tend toward the tacky.
Some people may think we're over the top or tacky (maybe this springs from our tourist state routes), but it's actually more like delightfully kitschy.
5. We're not really "Southern."
Whatever, y'all. In Florida culture changes vastly depending on where you go. We're a lot of different things at any given time, and we like it that way.
6. We all live on the beach.
Wrong. It's illegal to live on the beach, or this would probably be true.
7. We dress like dorks.
We're pretty sure it's mostly tourists that cause this stereotype, but it is true it's hard to dress to the nines when it's this hot.
8. We're the Gunshine State.
Florida has nearly 1.4 million people with permits to carry a weapon, more than any other state, but Florida has a population near 20 million. Some counties are definitely more gun loving than others.
9. We live in a giant, scary swamp.
Swamps are closer to magical places where people fight real dragons.
10. We're hot-blooded.
We're actually like Key lime pie, we can be sweet and sour at the same time.
11. We lack a certain sophistication.
We're just straightforward, whether you like it or not.
12. We're mostly rednecks.
Nah, we're only partly rednecks. We have all kinds of people here.
13. We all have alligators.
There are parts of Florida where it's no big deal to see a gator in your backyard or on the road (aka a Florida speed bump), but definitely not everywhere.
14. We're all a little cuckoo.
OK, this one I'm not even going to argue with. We have the craziest news, and even normal people here are usually a little strange. Get back to me after you've tried living in summer heat almost year round.
Are there any other stereotypes about Florida that bother you? Please comment below.
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