10 Foolproof Ways To Make Someone From Baltimore Cringe
By Jamie Alvarenga
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Published November 14, 2017
Baltimoreans are pretty laid back. We accept all kinds of people into our city, from different backgrounds, upbringings, and diversities.. However, there are some things that we just can’t stand. If you’re spending some time in Charm City, it’s best to avoid these 10 things that are guaranteed to make someone from Baltimore cringe…
1. Be a Steelers fan.
Here in Charm City, it's Ravens all the way.
2. Smash a steamed crab to pieces.
Mallets are to be used sparingly at a crab feast. Not to smash the ENTIRE SHELL to pieces.
3. Hold up traffic.
Traffic is bad enough. Let's keep it moving, please.
4. Only visit the touristy spots...
There are so many hidden gems in Baltimore worth exploring. To only visit the Inner Harbor seems criminal.
5. And only dine at chain restaurants.
You haven't truly experienced flavor until you try one of Baltimore's mom & pop restaurants.
6. Assume that all of Baltimore looks like this.
We acknowledge that Charm City has a reputation and it's not without its crime. But there's so much more to the city than that.
7. Diss the Orioles.
Listen, we know that the Orioles may not be the best, but we love 'em anyway. Nothing says summer like a trip to Camden Yards.
8. Only party at Power Plant Live.
We love Power Plant Live too, but don't miss out on all of the local pubs in Canton and Fells Point as well. They're full of character.
9. Take the parking spot that we worked hard to shovel out.
Listen, fellow Baltimoreans. This is just plain rude.
10. Swim in the harbor.
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This really happened last summer. *shudder*
What are more ways to make a Baltimorean cringe? Feel free to share below.
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